The Creative Righters Journal
Comedy & Jokes
School Jokes
By: Ethan L., 11
Why did the math book look sad?
He had too many problems to do!
Why did the student eat his homework?
The teacher said it was a piece of cake!
What do you call a teacher who never shaves?
Fuzzy arithmetic
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Because he wanted to go to high school.
How do you make seven an even number?
Remove the “S.”
What’s the smartest shape?
A “circle,” because it’s well-rounded in every subject!
Why are fish considered the smartest animals?
Because they live in schools.
Why did the teacher bring a baseball bat to the homework party?
To hit a home run with those assignments!
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to school?
Because her students were so bright.
Why did the teacher feel cool at school?
Because her students were fan-tastic.
Squarepants Spongebob
By: Claire Y.T., 12
Who lives in an apple the size of your knee???
Squarepants spongebob!
Your brain is three times larger than a cat's.
Squarepants sponge
If you fall off a skyscraper your head will go splat.
Squarepants spongebob
Did You Know My Dog Can Talk?
By: William M., 12
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